Lugton Laugh InnRev. James Currie and friends |
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1 Piping in the Haggis P/M Angus MacDonald Lugton Inn 1978
THE IMMORTAL MEMORY SELECTION
2 Third Burns Supper Alistair S McLachlan Lugton Inn 1980
3 Babies galore
4 Dinny be nervous laddie Rev John M Stewart Lugton Inn 1977
5 One slug per skull
6 Teacher
7 Is that your wife?
8 Coll girl
9 Ministers and St Peter Rev Waldon Moffat Lugton Inn 1981
10 Confession is good for the soul
11 Stoppage of the bowels
12 In one way or another/ Rev Robert Paterson Lugton Inn 1974
Hold me as he used to (The Happy Padre)
13 Wis never mentioned . . .
14 Our own wives with us
15 Jack the Baptist
16 No morals
TO THE LASSIES SELECTION
17 All right until now Rev James Currie Lugton Inn 1974
18 Ask God
19 How do you like your coffee?
20 Half a man
21 I will wrestle with thee
22 Where did you get that pig?
23 One of you kiss the bride/How much is she worth?
24 You love the Rangers more
25 Guide dog
26 Where were you?/I’ve lived!
27 Rhubarb tart
28 Chelsea Pensioners
29 Lady traffic warden
30 Why I was asked Andrew Charters Lugton Inn 1977
31 Various psychiatrist jokes
32 Time is on the wane
33 Sheiks change with the times
34 Mother’s milk is better
35 Just one ounce of whisky
To the Lassies Selection continued next column . . .
TO THE LASSIES SELECTION continued
36 Shammie in the hand Malcolm Wilson Lugton Inn 1980
37 Seven hours to live
38 Quotation from Macbeth
39 Women drivers William Cowan Lugton Inn 1977
40 Lady advocates and solicitors
41 Burn bras
42 Perfect housekeeper
43 Nothing to wear
44 Are you all right? Col Lachlan Robertson Lugton Inn 1981
45 Sex before marriage Grant Carson Manor Farm Hotel 1986
46 Happily married
47 Fifty-year-old bum
THE REPLY TO THE LASSIES SELECTION
48 The place of men Tom Reid Lugton Inn 1974
49 A nicht wi a man
50 Damnt lucky
51 I go on holiday with/ Rev James Currie Lugton Inn 1977
Hoovering and havering/Camisole or casserole?
52 I need a new dress
53 A whisky over the grave
54 Spin drier
55 Squaws and half-breeds
56 Peebles Hydro
57 Half-cut
58 Wine waiter
59 Can’t keep my hands off Andrew Charters Lugton Inn 1978
60 A suppository behind the ear
61 Rangers crisis meeting William Cowan Lugton Inn 1980
62 Important decisions
63 Wonder woman
LAST ROUNDUP AND VOTE OF THANKS
64 Sermon on the chin Rev James Currie Manor Farm Hotel 1986
65 Americans in St Andrews Lugton Inn 1979
66 Two-eared cat in Govan/Pub with real sawdust
67 If you’re tired of sin . . . Manor Farm Hotel 1986
68 Pope’s postage stamp Lugton Inn 1980
69 Three wishes Lugton Inn 1981